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RANT 3: 3/28
Hello, Friday... Goodbye, RM2K
and other Stories....
Rant 3.1
Fuck You, ASCII, Fuck You
Damn it. Fuck it. Work with it. Screw with it.
These are descriptive actions we do with ASCII's RM2K, an "RPG"
creating program. Let's get the groove on and let me tell you what I
think.
I'm currently producing Crisis Red, my pet project. But its
production is slowing down, almost to a halt. I have a first-person arcade
shooting battle engine which is easy to learn and to make. But
something is slowing it down... Hmm... Oh yes! Show Picture commands
to display amounts of bullets, score, etc. Damn...
RM2K has been hailed to some as innovative, and hella better than RM95,
but riddle me this, Batman: If the Super Nintendo could churn out
some amazing graphics with no slowdown, why does a Pentium III 500
literally chugs when there is too many pictures on screen... Hello?
Progamming maybe.
Yes, I know if I think it through, there are always other ways of
bypassing this slowdown, and there is... but... Fuck, I'm a little
bit frustrated with the whole situation... You'd think the fucking game
wouldn't slowdown because of a few pictures... Nutsack...
That's why I can't show any screenshots of the game... Only story
and basic battle engine is done. Hopefully the long weekend will come
soon, and I will have time to program...
Frustration...
Rancid's Return to the WWF... Err... RM2K
Get out.
Immediately.
Get out. No sympathy for you.
Everyone on the board is being stupid.
Get out. No sympathy from me.
Bastard...
Welcome to Tonight's Gala!
Award shows? Fuck them.
All they do is make people rush in order to get their games done before
the "DEADLINE".
RPG Advocate Does Not Love My Sig
Fuck him.
The Newbie Wars Rage
Hello, Martin, how are you?
You're stupid... Well that's a shame.
Just an example of the stupidity I see on the RM2K
boards lately. It's funny how RPG Advocate censors me, but not these
idiotic newbies, who couldn't crack a joke, so they target other people,
and tormet them. Well, you know what I think about this, and RPG
Advocate's loving censoring job, see "RPG Advocate Does Not Love My
Sig".
See you later, little kids, but take note: Hardcore Wrestling hurts.
I
experienced my first chair shot and smashed into lockers. Leave it
to
professionals.
RANT 2: 3/14
The Business of Cloning and the Miracle of the Return of the
unforgettable Rancid
-and other Minor Atrocities-
Well... It's been awhile since I wrote my last rant, I've been enjoying
my March Break... Maybe a little too much. Anyways... My opinion of the
moment....
Cloning. Scientists do it. Forum people do it. But when scientists do it,
it's a scientific advance in the cloning field, unlike the forum people,
which degrades them. I've seen a little too many clones lately and I don't
think posterboy Advo is doing shit. Frankly... He's being cloned too. The
worse case of cloning was Lysander86... God, I respect him. All those
shitty ass other clones... Are you stupid. Yeah... what a difference:
Lysnader86, Lysander87, etc... My theory: This is one person's work....
...Rancid. Guess who came out from the dead. That's right, the forum
whore has come back to live among the communitites of the Don forums. Wow,
"I'm never coming back" is a stupid promise, wasn't it, Rancid.
Well, fuck him and this subject. Let's move on...
Newbies with Attitude: Fuck you, you jerkface queerbags.
When I joined up with EZBoard, I hardly said anything. I was a quieter
Typo. No vulgarity, no nada. Eventually as I noticed everyone was going to
be a regular, I opened up gradually to what I am today: A motherfucking
idiot with no sense of verbal censorship and a natural-born rambler. I
gained respect with everyone who I communicated with. That's why I have no
rival. No need for rivalry. I AM FUCKING UNIVERSAL.
All I see now is some jerkweeds clogging the forums just to get that
Spiffy User title. Big fucking deal... I won a million dollars cuz I got a
fucking new title. And half of these assholes have attitude problems:
"My game will kick your game's ass." How, is it going to throw
an icon? Come on, the newbie cannot compete with 'guru-esque' know-how.
Example: Phylomortis 2 v. Some Shitass Newbie Game... An entire post
saying that Phylomortis 2 sucked shit, bored people out of their wits, and
was incomparable to theirs. Phylomortis 2 is a bit boring, but it is far
from "Newbie Crap". I'm suprised that Advo didn't change that
guy's title to "Deluxe Moron". In conclusion to that... Don't
fuck around with the more skilled people or your name will have shit
attached to it.
And my final peeve...
What the fuck is up with these people that claim "(Nerdy Voice)No,
I'm not a newbie, I've been viewing posts here before, I just signed up
with EZBoard now,"?
Shut the hell up.
Pure newb. That's what I say. That is the worst excuse for newbie-bashing
prevention ever. If I see anyone else with this excuse, I may go mad...
Actually... I'm already insane.
Fuck life.
RANT 1
Advo, Do Shut Up!
Ah... My first rant. And my last (j/k)...
Lately, Mr. Miguel's RM2K Board has fallen into the Rancid situation... or
the CMCHFX situation... or the Stifu situation... As you can see, this
sort of thing isn't rare and unusual. The Advocate tries to apply
his so-called maturity into his moderating position. In this rant,
I'm going to discuss
what the Advocate is doing wrong, and what should he do instead.
What he's doing wrong:
Everything. I am surprised that these fucked up actions are coming
from Advo. I still remember when I first joined up with EZBoard, a
few weeks before the Stifu Takeover. RPG Advo was much funnier and
cooler and wiser about games and other things. He had a small face
pic. The one from Rancid Saga... Oh boy, did that game become
inaccurate or what? Now, with a new facepic and a new attitude, Advo
has become the RM2K Nazi of the Year.
Deleting Rex's, Jude's, and Juanna's (forgive the spelling) posts for no
apparent reason is wrong. Motherfucking wrong. Advo is pushing
Rex... And if I know Rex, be prepared for blue screens of death, and
computer crashing. That's right, bombs galore. And I'd backup
Rex for this one. I've never seen a closed topic in the RM2K forum,
yet my "Quote Nigger" test post was closed... that asshole!
And when people sided with Jude about the entire "Nigger" issue,
they were automatically labelled as racists and biggots. Advo, you
have some racial issues of your own, as you are extremely touchy with
these kinds of topics. Look, Advo, I'm Canadian, and I even know
that the Americans fought for their freedom of speech, yet it is being
limited by the FCC and motherfucking Advo.
Get Phylosophical: New version of Phylomortis II... Ahh... Great
advertising... Why don't you let the others advertise as well?
What he should be doing:
The board can survive quite well with "background" mods.
Advo, don't make your presence known. You ass. Stop deleting
Jude's, Rex's, and Juanna's posts, you are degrading your maturity.
Please. For the love of eZboard, just stop the insanity.
Basically, become a Shadowtext, the best mod that there is. No one
ever had problems when it was just Shadowtext. No one.
Please change, Advo, go back to your old self. Not the Nazi that you
are today. Fucking Nazis never did anything good.
And Advo, if you are reading this, and disagree....
... Shove it!
This has been Typo...
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